Tales from the Farm Gate

Monday, November 14, 2005

C**Ds Bar Bill


Speaks for itself

Friday, October 28, 2005

The young Master C**D


Maybe just one packet of crisps and a bun...I can stop eating if I want to.

Thursday, October 06, 2005

CODDs Salad Days

Just one more leaf.....

Thursday, September 29, 2005

Codd looking his best


Those new hair products are well worth the money

Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Alien or Farm Boy?

Hey Fish?


Your wife found out your true sexuality yet?

I think you've got away with it, due to your extreme efforts to convince her otherwise, the first time you met.

You can understand it though.......

Why pointy blokes wife uses the plumber and others to get her serviced.


Not only is he deficient, he's also not the most handsome bloke.


Pointy bloke aka geoff dressed up in his brand new tesco suit....

Adrian at the beach

response from fish

Please forgive me - I 4got to also mention about u also b ing an impotent husband to yr long suffering $ex starved wife who has to take "gratuity" with the milkman and other "manual men" such as the sweaty plumber who came around to "rod your drains"

Stream of Consciousness

I got this SMS below....This is real ART!

U fukn luv me u do u bent cunt _ wot yer gota do iz 4get bout me concentrate on the 2rap job yr making at b ing a fathr and yr lwr thn sht career - do u get me fukwit?